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2013-04-02 06:01 pm

REVIEW: The Devil's Delilah, Loretta Chase

The Devil's Delilah (Regency Noblemen, #2)The Devil's Delilah by Loretta Chase

My rating: 1 of 5 stars


I was going to write a really scathing review of this, but, frankly, I've complained about this one to a group of my friends, and I am purely exhausted.

So. First. The good points. Loretta Chase writes clear prose, snappy dialogue, and well-fleshed out characters. The pacing of the book is good, and the caper plot is handled tolerably well.

The bad points?

I was drawn into reading this by a glowing review at Smart Bitches, Trashy Books. In which the reviewer praised the hero to the skies for his nobility and compassion and his way of going above and beyond for the heroine despite the cost to himself. Given the prevalence of alphaholes out there... this sounded like a sure thing. Here's an excerpt:

Jack is often shy and unsure of himself, but not when he kisses Delilah. He is overwhelmed by his feelings for her - both physical and emotional - and he does not like the tumult she inspires in him. When he realizes he's kissed her in a way that would be considered poor manners on the part of a gentleman, he doesn't blame her for being a temptation, and lay the responsibility on her. He is mortified at his lack of control, and apologizes very humbly. Jack has a tremendous moral compass.


What this passage does not tell you is that, right before the kiss they're describing, Jack THROTTLES Delilah out of anger, and the kiss is an extension of that, done forcefully and coercively and in a manner he admits was meant to make her feel like a whore. "Poor manners on the part of a gentleman" is one hell of a way to describe ASSAULT.

And then Delilah spends a lot of time blaming herself for provoking him, and having a great deal of difficulty distinguishing between arousal and love. As she's physically inexperienced, this is plausible, but it's painful to see such a strong-willed heroine follow those lines of thought.

That's not the only time he lays violent hands on her, either. There's another scene where he yanks her head back by the hair, shortly followed by another aggressive kiss -- and later, when they discuss it, he says that kisses like that are the only thing he's ever found that will subdue her. (view spoiler)[She was attacking him at the time, in the very understandable belief that this disguised highwayman carrying her off in a curricle needed to be disarmed of his pistol. (hide spoiler)] EW.

There were a number of historical infelicities, which I won't go into great detail about. I know I'm very demanding on that level, and most people wouldn't read about a "small pistol in her reticule" and go "wait, this predates the derringer by a couple of decades, I'm not buying that she could have fit one in there." Some of her historical details are pretty good, after all.

So. If you like your heroes with a streak of violence, and don't mind ones who abuse the concept of consent and disrespect the heroine's autonomy, you might enjoy this book.

But I didn't.



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2013-03-29 07:11 pm

Housekeeping time!

Unlike my personal journals, this identity hasn't been around long enough to acquire hosts of abandoned friends and "who are these people anyway?" journals I'm subscribed to.

HOWEVER! I have noticed a definite trend of duplication between the LJ and DW lists.

So! Please, if you would, help me out here:

  • If you have both an LJ and a DW, and you crosspost, please let me know which one you consider your primary one, and I'll subscribe there.

  • If you crosspost but have no preference, let me know that, and I'll use Dreamwidth.

  • If you only use one service, I can probably figure it out. I'm not deleting anything but duplicates.

  • If you want to grant me access to locked posts, that's at your discretion. I probably won't grant it back, as I don't make friendslocked posts on this account. This is essentially my public author blog.

  • If you only know me by this name, but want more access about my RL trials and tribulations than I post here, go over and drop a comment at my personal account, name of rikibeth. It's also mirrored from DW to LJ. Leave a comment at whichever location you'd prefer I read you at.

  • Keep in mind that I haven't been posting overmuch there, lately, either.

  • But I'll be doing some filter maintenance there soon. Mostly concerning who's interested in being on the filter about bipolar disorder. Totally opt-in. I don't want to burden anyone who doesn't want to hear about it. But if you do, rikibeth is the place to find it. I'm not likely to talk about it a lot on this one, but I'll add anyone who wants to know there.

  • I won't drop you from the author journal if you subscribe to the personal one, or vice versa. I can handle THAT much duplication.  See edit below. You might get some duplication yourself, as I'm certainly going to hassle my friends with post any really important writing news to the personal LJ.

  • If you know me as both author and ordinary slob, and only care about one info stream, defriend/unsubscribe at will.

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Thank you SO much for helping me improve the signal-to-noise ratio of my friends feeds!
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2013-03-27 12:10 pm

Actual writing!

 This is a damned good thing, because I haven't gotten a thing done since January. Well, outlining, and just the past day or two some preparatory notes with [livejournal.com profile] mswyrr , but it meant I whiffed the deadline on the Carina Christmas call (though I learned a LOT about women who followed the army in the Peninsular War), and I'm highly unlikely to make the deadline for Riptide's Regency-lesbians call, unless I can bang out 25K in four days. But Storm Moon also has a Regency-lesbians call, for June, and I can probably manage that.

I have to keep repeating to myself that bipolar disorder really is a chronic illness, and that having a flareup isn't a sign of moral deficiency, even though the result looks like sheer laziness. And, besides the depression, one of the symptoms has been a marked loss of appetite, which deprives my brain of blood sugar and other nutrients it needs to function, which obviously doesn't help my writing. I've just gotten a new antidepressant prescription to add to my existing mood stabilizers -- Wellbutrin. Which was kind of a trainwreck when I took it before without stabilizers (and I did tell the prescriber this, I'm not that stupid), but she seems to think that with the mood stabilizers already there, it won't be as dramatically scary.

But ANYWAY. I broke the drought today! Naturally, not on the story with a close deadline. But it s on something with a target market -- the Vampire Byron story. I'd been wondering whether I had to address "mad, bad, and dangerous to know." So I did. I'm still not certain about it -- it's essentially a reveal -- but it does acknowledge that Noel isn't acting as selfishly as Byron did in his twenties, and anyway, I can always cut it, if I decide it shouldn't be there.

Since I rather like the 300 words themselves, have a look:

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“Mad, bad, and dangerous to know?” I teased. Noel’s response surprised me: he flinched. “Did I say something wrong?” 
 
“I loathe that phrase. I’ve loathed it since it was coined,” he said.
 
“Really?”
 
“You do know it was first said by an ex-lover of his, in a novel she wrote for revenge on him?”
 
I tried to remember my few English Literature classes. None of them had covered the Romantic poets all that thoroughly, but that sounded vaguely familiar. “I think I heard about that. I never learned all the details.”
 
He made a sound that wasn’t really a laugh. “But, two hundred years later, you know that phrase.”
 
“It’s catchy,” I said.
 
“Exactly. It’s defined his reputation forever since. Did you ever have a relationship that ended badly?”
 
I thought back to the summer after high school. Those weren’t memories I liked to revisit. “Who hasn’t?”
 
“I won’t ask if your ex said horrible things about you, but suppose he -- or she, I shouldn’t assume, should I? Suppose that one of those things became an Internet meme, and everyone, even people you’d never met, knew that it was about you?”
 
I winced. “That would be pretty terrible.”
 
“So you see my point.”
 
I looked at him intently. “You take it awfully personally, don’t you?”
 
That humorless laugh again. “It brings back bad memories.”
 
Well. I was used to the way he avoided talking about his past. And he was good at shutting down discussions if I pressed. I decided to leave it there. He’d never treated me badly. Doesn’t everyone deserve a fresh start? [Physical gesture? Not sure if they’re in bed or out] “I won’t say it again,” I promised.
 
I could see the tension leave Noel’s shoulders, and his frown smoothed out. “Thank you.”
 
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2013-03-26 06:04 pm

REVIEW: Sail Away, Lee Rowan

Sail AwaySail Away by Lee Rowan

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


A collection of short stories set in the same universe as Ransom. I found them all delightful; I already love her Royal Navy officers William Marshall and David Archer, and the stories featuring Captain Smith and David's cousin Kit were just as sweet. The bonus story by Charlie Cochrane was fun, too -- I'm even willing to put up with a discussion of head lice if I'm getting the treat of a hair-combing scene!

Lee Rowan draws a great deal of her inspiration from the same sources I do, and the characters are warmly familiar and appealing. Her attention to historical accuracy is commendable, and her characters' affection for each other is strong and tender. And the two het stories at the beginning of the collection were just as satisfying as the ones of William and David. She has a good feel for how explicit a scene needs to be to serve the story.

All in all, enjoyable and satisfying romance.



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2013-03-18 07:37 pm

REVIEW: Promises Made Under Fire, Charlie Cochrane

Promises Made Under FirePromises Made Under Fire by Charlie Cochrane

My rating: 4 of 5 stars


Charlie Cochrane is one of my favorite m/m authors, and in this book, she delivers once again.

It's set in WWI, beginning in the trenches, and shifting back and forth between there and England when the protagonist has leave, and concluding after the war. As you might expect, it's a story woven through with loss. But it's anything but tragic.

As you also might expect of a story of romance between men set in the time period, it's a story of secrets and careful deceptions, and the efforts that men have to make to build relationships in the face of social and legal sanctions. I'm addicted to this trope even while it makes me cry out at the injustice of it -- there's hardly a better way to put obstacles in the way of two characters getting together without making them do stupid things or requiring a specific and persona villain. So the cautious, uncertain way the romance builds had me cheering the boys on.

There was also an element of class conflict, and the way it was handled was both deft and a surprise; to say more would be a spoiler, so I won't. But I love class conflict, and I really enjoyed it.

As is typical of Charlie's books, what sex there is is described only in the mildest and least explicit of terms. But don't think there wasn't any sexual tension. She can get more out of a light touch on the arm than many authors can get out of a full-on sex scene. I was listening to the audiobook version in the car, and I squeaked out loud when the characters finally kissed!

A note about the audiobook: it's lovely. I bought it intending to use the WhisperSync function to switch between the ebook and audiobook versions, but I wound up listening to the entire thing. The narrator read at a pace and level of expressiveness that I could easily follow along -- and that is rare for me with a book I don't already know very well, and doubly rare if it's not a book I've chosen on the strength of the narrator's voice. (Why yes, I will gladly pick up just about anything narrated by Paul McGann and Samuel West, and I'm loving the Georgette Heyer titles narrated by Richard Armitage, though, again, the Heyer titles are ones I know essentially by heart.) If you like the audiobook format, or even if you don't usually but think it might be convenient, I heartily recommend this one.

It's a beautiful story, and I give it four out of five stars.



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2013-03-18 06:53 pm

REVIEW: Ode to a Dead Lord, Jolie Beaumont

 This was an impulse buy. I'd set up a roleplaying Twitter account with some friends (and I've neglected it lately, sorry guys), and, in keeping with the character, I'd been friending other historical personages, so Twitter started suggesting things like museums and authors of historical novels. Jolie Beaumont came up on the recommendations, and I saw "Regency mysteries", which sounded like fun, so I clicked through, and the price point was low enough to make me decide "what the heck," so I bought it.

Eh. Well. My impulse buy threshold is about on par with a cup of Starbucks coffee. Which I'll pay for if I'm taking advantage of their wifi. But I'm never really crazy about Starbucks -- I don't mind dark roast (my morning fix at home is Café Bustelo), but, in my opinion, they over-roast their coffee to where it tastes burnt. With this book? I got what I paid for.

THIS REVIEW MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS. IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM, STOP READING NOW.

Now, I'm a sucker for Regency romances, but I'm also a tough audience, because with all the research I did for my own novel, I'm unfortunately good at spotting errors. Ms. Beaumont clearly did some research for this -- there were a few cool details that I hadn't run across before, like funeral biscuits and burnt wine -- but she didn't do quite enough, or didn't really grasp some of what she did learn, or, worse, decided to ignore things that were inconvenient to her plot. And it really threw me out of the story.

For one thing, I got very confused trying to figure out when the story was actually taking place. Very near the beginning, there's a reference to the first cantos of Byron's Childe Harold's Pilgrimage being published just a few months before -- which would put it in 1812. But, later, there's a reference to the heroine's husband having served in the Peninsula -- and that's from 1808-1814, and, fine, he might have come home partway through and sold his commission, but she's supposed to have married him four years prior to the events of the novel, and, best as I can tell, she married him after he came home. Did he (and all the other characters who served with him) sell out after the retreat from Corunna? It puzzled me, and distracted me from the story. Now, maybe if it were actually the third canto (late 1816) or the fourth (1818) the dates would work better, but... it was a problem.

It was also a problem for me that the heroine didn't mention his status as a returned soldier during her first reminiscences of meeting him, and it only came out midway through the book. The impression given prior to that was that he was purely a young wastrel about town, and the revelation felt inconsistent, to say the least.

That was a problem I had throughout the book. The pacing of plot revelations was seriously uneven. It's tough to write a well-paced mystery -- this is why I don't write them -- but I notice when it's done poorly. Likewise, I notice when details are implausible. The husband either commits suicide, or is murdered, by slitting one wrist with a penknife? And nobody thinks to question the method until very late in the novel? It takes a long time for someone to bleed out like that. Even with early 19th century medical knowledge, someone should have picked up on that.

And then there was the heroine's inheritance, or lack thereof. I understand that for the premise to work, she had to be left penniless. HOWEVER. She came to her marriage with fifty thousand pounds, an estate in Yorkshire, and a sugar plantation in Jamaica! (Side note: I was also annoyed at the author for glossing over the plantation's slaves as "workers" and "laborers". Nope. Wasn't that pretty.) There is no way her grandfather could have been so eager to get her married (and the point of getting a girl married is to make sure she's provided for) that he would have ignored so much as a widow's jointure in the settlements. It beggars belief.

A lot of the numbers in the story beggared belief. A fortune of fifty thousand pounds, and she only had the one suitor? That's a pretty damn big fortune. That's how much the heiress Willoughby jilts Marianne Dashwood for has. PLUS the conveniently un-entailed estate. The viscount husband's Restoration-era family seat has two hundred rooms? Blenheim Palace has 187. And it wasn't just money. Please, PLEASE don't ask me to believe you can leave Yorkshire on the afternoon mail-coach and arrive in Brighton on the same day. Argh.

Also don't ask me to believe that an earl's disinherited younger son became a Bow Street Runner. That's one heavy load of disbelief to suspend.

I also found the romance elements in the plot hard to believe. I couldn't feel any romantic tension between the heroine and the man we're told she was attracted to -- the one who'd allegedly won her former home as a gambling debt from her late husband. And his insane wife, shades of Jane Eyre? Who's occasionally just lucid enough to reveal a plot point to the heroine that the author then conceals from the readers? Uh-uh. Nope.

A small point that also niggled at me was the characters' disregard for manners. I don't care how snobby Lord March is, or how distracted, he should stand up when a lady enters the room. Stuff like this happened throughout.

Pretty much the only thing I can say in the book's favor is that the heroine was fairly engaging and likable. I did want things to come out well for her. And, if the plot had been better paced and more believable, I could have forgiven the historical blunders, but it just wasn't good enough for that.

It wasn't until after i finished that I noticed that Ode to a Dead Lord was self-published. This is the problem with that "Purchase with 1-Click" button: if I hadn't been so quick on it, I might have noticed, and stayed away. Because this is a book that could have benefited greatly from a good editor. 
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2013-03-01 09:42 am

Where was I?

 Well. I got really distracted by starting an exercise program. Then I overdid it and crashed. And I completely blew being able to write "Publishing the Banns", because for all that I had an outline and a nice chunk of research, I lacked a voice for the POV character. And there was mundane stuff like filing taxes (I still have to do my state taxes) and getting my teenager's FAFSA and CSS profile done. And tumblr changed their interface to the point where I found it nearly unusable.

So. Back on the horse. I have a month to do a 25K story for a Riptide call for Regency romances, and I have a premise for that, if not a full outline or anything, and at least one character has a voice, so that's something. It's going to be a F/F story, so if Riptide doesn't take it, or I don't finish it in time, I can cut 5K out of it and turn it in for the Storm Moon call "An Improper Arrangement", due in June. Then it's working on expanding and polishing "Sometimes Sin's a Pleasure", for the Total E-Bound call "Frost Bites", winter vampire stories. In between times, I can work on the Mimi and Olivier novel. Also, I've now been assigned an editor for Love Continuance and Increasing, and while I haven't heard from her yet, the deadline for that is 5/31.

In non-writing things, there's the state taxes (which I should do today), and on Monday I'll start going to the gym (or, depending on weather, running outside) again, and a Sailbros expedition to the USS Constitution next weekend, and I need to register for summer session classes, and the eternal job of Cleaning Up Around Here. Plus I should get back in touch with the shrink.

In writing-RELATED stuff, there's the Rainbow Book Fair in NYC in April, where I'll get to meet the marketing director for Storm Moon, because I'm putting her up at my house, and I have some books I can review, and suchlike.

So. Radio silence hopefully over, and I look forward to being in touch with folks again.
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2013-02-03 04:42 am

I'm starting to figure this out.

 If you take the world of romance as being like the entire world of fanfiction, then the sub-genres are the individual fandoms.

So there are paranormals with their subdivisions: vampire, werewolf, psychics, faeries, witches. And there are Westerns, both historical and contemporary. And police stuff, and military, and the ones about billionaires, and historicals of various periods... you get the idea. And of course they come in slash and het variations, as well as other stuff.

I have never had a whole lot of fandoms. I tend to stick to a few. And even in those, I don't often read widely, unless it's a tiny little fandom.

So it's not an actual failing that entire subgenres of romance hold no appeal for me.

They're just not my fandoms.
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2013-02-01 07:21 pm

Review: One Saved To The Sea, by Catt Kingsgrave

I loved this book.

I've loved Catt [livejournal.com profile] kingsgrave 's writing for a number of years now, and "lesbian selkie historical novella" had me at "selkie". I bought it as soon as it came out, but it sat in my to-read queue for a while, because of writing and research-reading that took priority.

The lead character, Mairead, is strong and capable while still having to deal with the limitations and challenges of being a woman who's attracted to women, during World War II, in a place as isolated as Orkney. She's very sympathetic, while still having plenty of rough edges to her character.

The selkie element is handled beautifully. It's matter-of-fact without taking away the mystery or fantasy of it; it's got a similar tone to The Secret of Roan Inish. Mairead and some of the other characters don't need to believe anything but the evidence of their own eyes, but you get the sense that other characters would dismiss it as mere fancy and legend, and that, to my taste, is exactly as it should be.

The eroticism is powerful, neither too flowery or too crude, just HOT.

I spotted the... should I call it a plot twist, or a secret, or what? Anyway, I spotted it well before the overt reveal, but that didn't detract at all for me; it seemed reasonable that I, standing outside the story, could pick it up, but that Mairead wouldn't consider it until she was confronted with it. And the way she reacted felt true and right.

And the ending was just what I'd hoped.

I could wish that this was a full-length novel, but not because I feel that anything was missing. I'd just have liked to spend more time in that world.

I can tell that this is a story I'll be reading again. 

Buy it here: One Saved To The Sea
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2013-01-27 04:17 pm

Things I should do today

 Dishes, and writing.

Things I did today: bake brownies, and play with the internet.

The story with the next deadline needs more research before I can even start it, I think -- I know, I know, the research-hole, but I need to get a better sense of Polly's background, and of how she became the Rockinghams' sole cook-maid, when she is young, and probably wasn't more than a kitchen-maid prior to this. Likely enough, one of the Rockinghams' other servants knows her, or she worked in Caroline's grandparents' house. 

Also I need to know where a common soldier's wife would live, when the regiment was encamped in England. And I need to work out where Tim came from, and whether his parents are living, and how this might affect publishing the banns. And, [livejournal.com profile] txanne , and [livejournal.com profile] kebbykate , I know you can't get married during Advent, but can you publish the banns then, to get married right after?

I am going to go start the pizza dough, and do the dishes, and maybe have a brownie, and then I'll see about research and writing.
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2013-01-26 06:04 pm

Review: The Cross of Sins (Fathom's Five #1), Geoffrey Knight



The Cross of Sins (Fathom's Five #1), Geoffrey Knight

Disclosure: Storm Moon Press provided a free review copy of this book to me.

I saw this book mentioned on a blog interview with the author, Geoffrey Knight. In the interview, he was talking about his childhood love for action heroes like the Six Million Dollar Man, and how he had always wished that the hot, manly action heroes could be getting it on with each other instead of the female love interests, and how he set out to write that. The Cross of Sins is his first book, and he said that people had described it as "Gay Raiders of the Lost Da Vinci Code".

Well, I said to myself. I can get behind that concept. In fact, it sounds like a lot of fun. So, as Storm Moon Press has a policy of providing free review copies of any of their books to their authors, I asked for one.

I wanted to like it. I really, really did. But this book has a lot of problems.

The first problem is one of writing style. Now, I freely admit that I am a fan of long, flowing sentences, and a habitual abuser of semicolons. One of my beta's key duties is reminding me to take them out. And I admit that short sentences are better suited to action scenes. But this goes beyond short sentences. Whenever there's a scene that's meant to be especially fast-paced, it's done in sentence fragments. Three or four strung together on separate lines, not only in fight scenes and chase scenes, but in sex scenes, too. That, for me, takes it from "fast-paced" into "jarring", and I wish Knight hadn't done it.

Second, there are clumsy bits of as-you-know-Bob exposition, like ""Professor, come quickly! It's Mr. Musa on the phone, curator of the museum in Ankara!" The professor already knows that Mr. Musa's the curator, why is the housekeeper telling him this? There's also over-repeated description, like the part where the reader is told twice in one paragraph and another time very shortly thereafter just how well-dressed the party guests are.

Then, of course, there's the basic premise, which is that the titular Cross of Sins is a Renaissance sculpture of the Crucifixion in which Christ is shown entirely nude, and that this in itself makes the artwork so controversial and so sinful that the Church, or a secret group within it, has been trying to suppress it or get hold of it for centuries. Okay, fine, every action-adventure needs a MacGuffin, but ONE GOOGLE SEARCH makes it clear that there have been numerous nude Crucifixions produced over the years, including in the Renaissance, but that while they have often been the subject of controversy and cover-ups, the mere fact that this statue was nude wouldn't be enough to make it a Super-Secret Artifact worth chasing after like the Ark of the Covenant, or the Holy Grail, or El Corazon. Please, make it a little easier to suspend my disbelief?

Speaking of suspending my disbelief -- there's the action sequences. Both kinds of action. Now, the hot man-on-man action was pretty good, for the most part. I did wonder how the underwater blowjob could have lasted for more than about 30 seconds, because I used to practice holding my breath in the swimming pool when I was a kid, and I didn't have my mouth open, either, and there was one bit about "long, hard Latino cock" that I found really off-putting, but other than that, not much to complain about.

But the action-adventure action? Oh, dear Lord. I will say this: in a movie, it would have been GREAT. I would have been laughing and whooping and clapping, even while I was poking whoever had come with me and saying "heh, why are the villains always such lousy shots?" -- but in a book, I have too much time to think about how jumping off a ledge into the open top of a double-decker bus would result in broken ankles at the very least, and getting that close to the lava in a volcano would result in seriously disabling burns, and wait a minute, if this guy broke his knuckles three paragraphs ago, how's he still punching with both hands? The stolen camel chase was pretty hilarious, though.

So, my opinion: potentially awesome movie, sadly disappointing book. As it's a first novel, I'd be willing to check out later ones in the series, to see if some of the beginner's clumsiness improves... but I really wish I could see the movie instead.
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2013-01-22 11:38 pm

Everything is research.

Or, Julian Griffith Cannot Ever Stop Being A Nerd.

Not that this should surprise anyone. I spent the weekend at Arisia, a Boston-area science fiction convention. Most of the time, I was running around dressed as Bellatrix Lestrange (I went to [livejournal.com profile] ceciliatan 's Hogwarts Alumni Party in that outfit), or a female version of Captain Jack Harkness, or The Doctor's Wife (the TARDIS, in human female form), or a pin-up style Naughty Nurse (it's to promote the blood drive, so it's cheesecake for a cause), or, for five minutes on stage, a genderswapped Loki in a corset, boots, and a cape (again, promoting the blood drive, and I got to let my inner Frank N. Furter out to play). So, I think "nerd" is a given.

But Arisia is also my anniversary with my boyfriend (well, if you date it from our first kiss, which makes it convenient). And we had that and the novel to celebrate, so we went to Craigie on Main, which is one of the most amazing restaurants going, as far as I'm concerned.

Okay, we did not change out of our costumes, but as he was the Tenth Doctor, and my Fem!Jack outfit was built around a pencil skirt, we mostly looked like people and not complete dorks. It was better than last year where I'd forgotten normal clothes besides the jeans, T-shirt, and hoodie I bring to wear when I head home, and wound up going out to Legal Test Kitchen in the scruffed-up, blue-dyed wedding dress I used for my TARDIS costume. Oops.

Anyway. So. Craigie on Main. Where I start looking through the drinks menu, because they always have such fascinating inventions, and I notice that one of the cocktails uses arrack.

The question becomes, which arrack? Because there is a Middle Eastern licorice-flavored kind, which would be horrible because it's licorice (I don't even like absinthe, unless it has very prominent herbal flavors to compensate), and there's a Scandinavian kind, which has caraway, which would be fine, but then... there's Batavia arrack. Which is THE arrack of arrack-punch. And I meant to ask, except I decided to flip to the "spirits" part of the drinks menu, and there it was: BATAVIA ARRACK. Which I had never tasted before, and had never even been able to find.

So I said to hell with the mixed drink, and ordered just that. And explained to the nice lady tending bar why I was so excited. And she was very sweet, and handed over the bottle for me to look at, and listened to me babble a bit about the novel. (We were eating at the bar, because we hadn't made reservations. Boyfriend is a lovely person, but reservations aren't his strong point. Not that I mind eating at the bar there.) And at the end of the meal she invented an after-dinner drink just for us, on a sort of Napoleonic theme, she said, based around Calvados and I honestly forget what else, because I was giddy with the arrack and the delicious food and the glass of wine I had with dinner and the general celebration. Probably a little wired from the espresso in the affogato I had for dessert, too. Oh, and the three hours' sleep the previous night... typical convention stuff.

During the course of the meal, I mentioned that I had written the anniversary dinner we'd had two years ago into the novel. She encouraged me to send them the excerpt, so that's what I just did, over at the restaurant's website. Here's what it looks like:

The remains of their dinner sat before them. Once again, Rockingham reflected on the happy circumstance of the 43rd being stationed in Guernsey, where even the humblest cooks followed the French manner. The roast chicken had been savoury with herbs, with the last of the winter's brussels sprouts cooked in the drippings, the marrowbones had been done to melting perfection, and the plate of forcemeats - duck, and pork, and goose liver - had been seasoned with consummate skill. They were lingering now over jam tarts and an apple brandy that had certainly been smuggled, but was good enough to make that inconvenient fact worth ignoring.
You can spot the roast chicken and the assiette of house-made terrines on their menu. The brussels sprouts and marrowbones were off-menu specials, and they had them again this year, but I wanted to try other things, as I so rarely get the chance.

Clearly, I am going to have to write the crispy-fried smelts with squid ink anchoade that I had for my starter this time into the sequel!





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2013-01-18 08:42 am

Posting forecast this weekend: light to nonexistent

 But if any of you are going to be at Arisia, look for me at the Naughty Nurses table at 11-1 Saturday, or 1-3 on Sunday. Or look for Bellatrix Lestrange on Friday night, Idris the TARDIS on Saturday after 4PM, or fem!Jack Harkness on Sunday outside my tabling shift.

I look like this:

me, dressed up for a night of dancing
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2013-01-15 01:20 am

Sometimes Sin's A Pleasure

Project: Goth geek chick-lit vampire thing Sometimes Sin's A Pleasure
Market: Your guess is as good as mine
Deadline: I'm calling this a draft
Wordcount: 9501

I really, really wanted to get this up to 10K, because most anthology calls put that as a floor on their short stories.

But even after I went back and elaborated on the Built-In Designated Driver, and the Pet Bear, and the Potatoes and Vinegar, and added my rather conventional mother into the conclusion, it's still a little shy of that. And adding anything else feels like padding.

I don't think the conclusion's as strong as it can be, yet. It's a little more serious than the breezy intro. But it's decidedly HFN, not HEA, you know, because vampire, though there's a good chance of HFN being at LEAST twenty years... the vampire is a bit of an emo woobie, and lonely, though he is also very arch and wry and capable of cracking the narrator up as well as bringing the awesome sexytimes. So once he's found a willing human lover, he's not going to discard her lightly. He's the polar opposite of the fuck-drain-and-run vampire stereotype. Because, you know, if I see a trope, my next impulse is to subvert it.

There's also some serious rape culture stuff sitting in his backstory. I don't hammer on it, and, indeed, he doesn't want to dwell on it, and our narrator knows better than to make a giant focus of it, but it's a part of his origin story, and I think it lampshades the usual unexamined rapetastic vampire tropes. And it underscores why this vampire is so very, very punctilious about consent.

I think I also snuck in a jab at Edward The Sparklepire and the watching-while-you-sleep. It wasn't entirely intentional, but it was there. Noel ASKS, and is aware that Laura might not actually be cool with being watched while she slept. But he is also tender and wistful in the asking, and since his options are "stay awake and hold you while you sleep", "deliberately go to sleep with you and MISS this part of the experience", or, presumably, go in the other room and code or watch YouTube or something, she decides that she can accept having him awake and holding her while she's asleep, because what he'll get out of it is knowing how much she trusts him, and she does, so that's okay.

He really is kind of an emo woobie, but he tries very hard to hide that. 

I wonder if I can find a way to slide in the fact that he doesn't want to reveal who he was because he had a TERRIBLE reputation and he doesn't think he's lived it down yet. That has the potential to hang a flashing neon sign on who he really is, if I use a certain tagline that will make him wince. It may be heavy-handed, but it could work.
 
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2013-01-13 12:55 am

I dunno, man. I just do what the voices in my head tell me to.

Project: Musketeer/Jewish playwright novel
Market: Probably Storm Moon, unless I'm advised it might work elsewhere
Deadline: 10K in the file by 2/1 for the orgasm_circlet challenge: ACHIEVED!
New words written today: That's a goddamned good question, as I was adding notes and revising an existing scene as well as adding new words. However, there are 973 all-new words of conversation.
Mean things: It is now November, not June, and the casement window is drafty.
Fun things: Mimi is entirely unfazed by Olivier's revelations
Today's Google searches: HA. Forget Google, today I got to check out Franz Hals paintings at the Met for reference purposes! 

I meant to work on the vampire story today, I really did. I knew I had two Metro-North train rides, two hours each, just lovely for writing. And my laptop fits in my everyday purse. [livejournal.com profile] fadethecat , I will NEVER stop being grateful.

But, possibly because my plans today were with [livejournal.com profile] txanne , who has been so amazingly helpful with French history details and explanations, this morning in the shower I got hit with a solution to the stuff about the Musketeer Project timeline that had been bothering me. I knew starting at their initial courtship didn't work because of insufficient conflict, but if I started it after the siege of Privas, there was just not enough TIME to put in all the fun, sexy, relationship-illustrating and character-developing bits I'd envisioned before the quests started. But it made so much sense for King Louis to give Olivier his Sekrit Mission at Privas -- one so dangerous that if he survived it, the king would restore his father's lost title and lands to him, which he'd only been looking for a way to do since he was, oh, sixteen... and, of course, having that possibility in front of him is what makes Olivier propose to Mimi, which is what triggers her parallel quest to resolve a Thing From Her Past before she feels free to marry Olivier. And it all would resolve by the surrender of Montauban.

For those of you who haven't been staring at the dates the way I have, the siege of Privas ended on May 28, 1629, and Montauban surrendered on August 21, 1629, with a treaty following in September. Kind of a compressed time frame.

The solution turns out to be simpler than I thought: start the story with Olivier's return after the year-long siege of La Rochelle, which finished near the end of October in 1628.

They're still an established relationship, beginning with a reunion suits me, and the long absence gives me a perfect lead-in for introducing Olivier's relationship with Christophe. Which is the new conversation I wrote today.

November through May gives enough scope for fun sexytimes and some low-level external conflicts just to show what their lives look like, so the reader will get a sense of just how much a marriage proposal changes their relationship... even before Mimi reveals her secrets to Olivier. The reader will have been let in on them earlier, at least some of them, I think.

And June through August is a nice time frame for the quests. They're both relatively simple. I may be able to stick with a Mimi POV throughout and handwave what Olivier does, as I'm not much of an action-adventure writer; maybe we can get all the details we need of Olivier's adventure through him telling her after? Work it like a flashback, maybe. Because as far as I'm concerned, this is Mimi's story.

But it's a hell of a lot more workable than it was when I set it aside last week.

Tomorrow: housework. And back to the vampire.

 
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2013-01-11 10:56 pm

Vampire story will need a title when it's done

Project: Goth geek chick-lit vampire thing
Market: Etopia Press, maybe? There's gotta be plenty of markets for contemporary vampire het short stories.
Deadline: I want to finish it before Arisia
Total words so far: 6493
Mean things: Cold tile floors
Fun things: Vampire physiology is awesome; also, quoting Lost Boys
Related Google searches: bloodborne diseases carried by rats and deer, duration of single unit blood donation, stuff I can't tell you because Easter egg

Well, I've managed to get through the major sex scene without wrecking the tone of the narration. She's less flippant than she is in the clothed parts, which is reasonable, I think, but she's just as acute an observer, and I think I managed to keep the language feeling modern without being crass or juvenile.

Speaking of which. Can we talk for a minute about how there are practically NO USEFULLY SEXY WORDS FOR FEMALE GENITALIA?

In a sensible world, the counterpart to "cock" would be "cunt". Both short, plain English, not medical Latin or flowery euphemism.[livejournal.com profile] angevin2 would say that it should be "yard" instead of "cock", but hardly anybody says that any more. But that to one side, as Stephen Maturin would say. "Cock" is a perfectly useful word. It's easy to say without laughing, and in terms of emotional connotations, it's pretty neutral. But "cunt"? In modern American English, it's hateful.

Fuck the patriarchy.

And there's nothing else. "Pussy" can be friendly, in an affectionate sort of way, but if I try to use it in a sex scene, it sounds like a '70s porno flick. "Twat" is kinda gross, and only a watered-down version of "cunt"'s hatefulness. "Ladyparts", "girlbits", and "vajayjay" are silly and flippant, and "cooch" and "cooter" are ridiculous. I can in fact use ALL of those when writing modern girl talk involving stuff like periods, bikini waxing, underwear that crawls up your butt, and so on, but when you want hotness, they just won't do.

Let's not even talk about "slit" or "hole". Ew.

And "vagina" and "vulva" and "labia" are things your gynecologist writes on a medical form. Not sexy.

The best I've been able to do is to use simple unadorned English for the component parts of the genital region. Mound, lips, folds, clit ("clit" is less clinical-sounding to me than "clitoris"), and the ever popular "in", "into", and "inside".

At least I'm not resorting to "down there".

Fuck the patriarchy.

Okay. Rant over. I'm also proud of how I made the transition back to flippant once they were done having (totally fantastic) sex and she was heading for the bathroom. This narrator is a very cheerful and breezy sort, and even amazing sex doesn't turn her into a swoony and serious thing for very long.

Next up is a Q&A about (F*cking) Vampires, How Do They Work -- well, she's already gotten the score (pun intended!) on the parenthetical part, because she has priorities, but now that they're into the postcoital cuddling stage, it's time for the REST of the questions.

In which I will get to scatter MORE Easter egg clues. Like how long he's been a vampire, and where he came to be one (Greece), and he'll probably shy away from details of his personal life before he was turned. 

Heh. I think I will be able to drop a GIANT clue, actually. Our narrator will hit the bullseye, without realizing it, and he'll just flinch and ask her not to say that again.

And then I think the narration will segue back to "and so, he became my boyfriend, and we started living together, and this is our life now," with more of the silly lines I thought of for a girl to deflect questions in a way that keeps her from needing to say "he's a vampire," because this is not one of those paranormals where everyone KNOWS there are vampires and werewolves and they all go around having Jets-and-Sharks fights all over the city and need vampire-hunting lady cops to arrest them and fall in love with them and stuff. Nope, this is a world where almost everyone believes vampires are fictional and almost nobody has evidence to the contrary. So she makes jokes about how her freelance programmer boyfriend is just one of those geeks who's gone nocturnal, and that's why he's not at brunch, she's stopped trying to drag him out in the daytime, the sunlight would probably kill him.

She gets a kick out of doing that, actually.

So that is where my brain has gone. Into this silly, silly vampire story. Which I think I can make hit 10K (watch, it'll go 14K, like the last one I was worried about), and which might need a smaller, second sex scene to make it fit the genre, or perhaps just her enthusiastic mention.

Then I just have to figure out where to send it.

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2013-01-08 06:31 pm

Where the hell did that come from?

 
All of a sudden, I have an irresistible plotbunny for a contemporary, Goth, geek, slightly chick-lit erotic vampire story.

Actually I know where it came from, because [livejournal.com profile] ketmakura and I were talking vampire anatomy and physiology, and vampire boners, you know, likeyado. (Of course you do. Don't you?) And, well, we were hypothesizing about how such things were achieved (she wants to know mechanics, I'm willing to ascribe it to the vampire's conscious intention), the potential duration (theoretically indefinite as long as the vampire had sufficient blood in his system, we agree), and why, exactly, a vampire might bother, since that's probably not their most effective pleasure source any more.

One reason why is pretty obvious: to seduce prey.

A secondary reason could be if the blood of an aroused or orgasmic person is able to provide the vampire with some of their pleasure. Which has awesome potential.

If you then add in the commonly posited idea that it's pleasurable to be bitten/fed upon by a vampire (logical enough, as it keeps the prey from struggling), well, that adds MORE awesome.

We're taking our stories in really different directions: hers is going on a D/s path, mine... like I said. Lighthearted humor, plus hopefully mindboggling sex.

But I gotta write it before it gets away.
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2013-01-08 01:25 am

eventually I stop poking the internet and write

 Project: Musketeer/Jewish playwright novel
Market: Probably Storm Moon, unless I'm advised it might work elsewhere
Deadline: 10K in the file by 2/1 for the [community profile] orgasm_circlet challenge 
New words written today: 620
Mean things: The boot-jack is in the other room
Fun things: Adorable consensual carry into the bedroom
Today's Google searches: ten million genre paintings to look at drinking vessels, and more clarifying the Huguenot rebellions

I'm actually wondering now if this first sex scene isn't in fact a fade-to-black. It would certainly fit genre conventions better. And I know they'll be plenty graphic later. Or, this could be where I work in the random unconnected one I wrote when I was starting to understand these two, with the fairly detailed description of Olivier going downtown. In fact, that's sounding like exactly what I should do!
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2013-01-07 09:19 pm

about falling down the research hole

[livejournal.com profile] eglantine_br ?

That thing you were saying about Elizabethan glassware?

I should have taken that as a warning.

I have spent the last three hours looking at genre paintings of the first half of the 17th century to try to figure out if Mimi would have more likely had glass or ceramic drinking vessels and what the hell they would have looked like. 

Also whether she would have taken bottles to the wine merchant and had them filled, or whether there were wine casks of a size small enough to have it make sense that she'd have bought a cask at a time for her own use. Always taking into account that she lives on the third story above the street.

Answers about what the wealthy did in their great houses are NOT USEFUL to me.

My best guess is that she would have had thick glass that wasn't stemware. Probably footed beaker things. Several bottles would have been easier to carry than a cask, but she would have gone pretty often, considering the general untrustworthiness of drinking water, and Paris had an especially inadequate municipal water supply -- might have been clean, but there were NOT ENOUGH fountains to go around, and I would really like more information on Parisian water-sellers. I know there was a guild, but it is HARD to track down.

The internet believes the entire world is England and the US, it feels like.

*sigh*